A long walk off a short pier

Australians have a unique sense of humour.

Some of it is borrowed from the British (i.e. rhyming slang).

Some of it is borrowed from other places, and some of it just made up.

Welcome to Australia.

I've heard a few "pearlers" (very good things) in my time, and much of the time, the Australian sense of humour will take those unfamiliar with it off balance.

The phrase "take a long walk off a short pier" is usually used when you want someone to go away.

Aussies would likely understand this phrase, and while it has been adapted in Australia, the term pier is not widely used. It's more common to use the word jetty as opposed to pier.

While it's literal interpretation could cause harm, it is not usually used in a viscous way, but rather as a sarcastic and cheeky comment to tell someone to leave you alone as now is not a good time and the person giving the instruction may be having a bad day.

And of course, a walk on a pier (or jetty) can be a rewarding experience.

Photo credit: https://busseltonjetty.com.au/

Today, for example, I took a walk on a particularly long pier...

I wasn't asked to take the walk by anyone.

I decided to take a stroll along the Busselton Jetty.

It was a free walk.

It was a long walk.

It was a spectacular walk.

All up, it took us a couple of hours.

We definitely took our time and jumped off the boardwalk along with way.

If you have ever been asked to take a long walk, perhaps this is the perfect candidate for your stroll.

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